剪綵花絮
十三行美術館開幕，蘇請吳觀禮。
蘇頭頂上電燈泡忽然燒壞了，吳急忙告訴蘇說：「你頭上的燈不亮了。」
蘇立刻搧吳一個大耳光。 於是兩人打成一團。工作人員聽說燈泡燒壞了，急忙修理。
吳說：「好了，亮啦。」
蘇說：「當然亮了，你把我的帽子打跑了，當然亮了。」
Ribbon Cutting

　The Museum Director Smith invites Senator Woods to participate the ribbon cutting ceremony.
　
　The two big bugs are of bald.　During the preparation of the ceremony hall, Mr. Smith and Mr. Woods arrived at the hall somewhat early.
　
　A bulb is suddenly blow off above Mr. Smith.

Mr. Woods shouts “The light above your head goes off！" pointing Mr. Smith’ head.

“Bang！”

Mr. Smith slaps Mr. Woods and Mr. Woods returns one on Mr. Smith. They start a fighting each other.

“The light is on” Mr. Woods said pointing above when the electrician told him.

“Of course, it lights on. You throw my hat away.”